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RogueWarrior1957
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This is priceless...
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me
alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - priceless
-RW-
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me
alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - priceless
-RW-
