Tom
New member
Well, sort of. The Chancelor of Germany just heard the new pope was a German so he thought he would play a joke on Pres. Bush. He calls up George and says.
Chancelor: I'm worried we'll run out of condoms soon with the new Pope being from Germany and all.
George: I can see, that might put a damper on production if he is influential on that issue.
Chancelor: Can you help us out?
George: Sure, how many condoms do you need?
Chancelor: About a million, but they need to be at least 10 inches and 2 inches wide.
George: Sure, no problem, we have that.
Chancelor: Ok, thanks.
They hang up and the chancelor tells his aids, those stupid Americans will fall for anything. 10 inches, 2 inches wide.
George calls in a condom manufacturer and tells him. I need 1 million condoms for the Germans ASAP. Red, white, and blue in color, 10 inches long, 2 inches wide with some printing on them. Made in Texas, size small.
Chancelor: I'm worried we'll run out of condoms soon with the new Pope being from Germany and all.
George: I can see, that might put a damper on production if he is influential on that issue.
Chancelor: Can you help us out?
George: Sure, how many condoms do you need?
Chancelor: About a million, but they need to be at least 10 inches and 2 inches wide.
George: Sure, no problem, we have that.
Chancelor: Ok, thanks.
They hang up and the chancelor tells his aids, those stupid Americans will fall for anything. 10 inches, 2 inches wide.
George calls in a condom manufacturer and tells him. I need 1 million condoms for the Germans ASAP. Red, white, and blue in color, 10 inches long, 2 inches wide with some printing on them. Made in Texas, size small.
