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> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> (new 2002 version)
>
>
> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK -She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
>
> 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
>
> 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
>
> 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
>
> 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED.
>
> 8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
>
> 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
>
> 10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
>
> 11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> 12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
> SUPERIOR.
>
> 13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
>
> ============================================================
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1, He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
> STORAGE FACILITY.
>
> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
>
> 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS.
>
> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
> RELATIONSHIPS.
>
> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
> HORIZONTAL.
>
> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
>
> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
>
> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
> (new 2002 version)
>
>
> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK -She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
>
> 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
>
> 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
>
> 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
>
> 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED.
>
> 8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
>
> 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
>
> 10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
>
> 11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> 12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
> SUPERIOR.
>
> 13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
>
> ============================================================
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1, He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
> STORAGE FACILITY.
>
> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
>
> 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS.
>
> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
> RELATIONSHIPS.
>
> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
> HORIZONTAL.
>
> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
>
> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
>
> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
