DRAFTSTUD
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack
and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a
near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked,
' Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
'I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'
God replied,
'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'
and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a
near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked,
' Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
'I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'
God replied,
'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'
