Picture on the nightstand...Oh no!!!

[RogueWarrior1957]

After a long night of romance, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."



-RW-

 

[Elkhunter]

 

[wilecoyote76]

Yuck, Yuck, Yuck!!!!!

 

[DixieLady]

OMG!

 

[imported_James Richard]

That is sick!

 

[Quick Draw]

That sounds like a story I heard from my dad on another hunting site...LOL

And on the next Jerry Springer..."This man claims he's not gay, but yet he slept with a woman who used to be a man."
Quick Draw

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Yes QuickDraw...I decided that if I ever wanted to know what level of depravity mankind could sink to, all I had to do was tune in Jerry Springer.

One time there was a kid on there who hardly looked out of highschool who was an "escort" who catered male clients, yet he swore that he wasn't gay. Hrrumph! Could have fooled me!

Nothing makes me scramble for the channel changer faster than JS come on with an episode that features two big burly guys slapping each other and calling one another the "B" word because one of them was "unfaithful." That's kind of like getting mad at the pig for wallowing in the mud isn't it?

I know...this is supposed to be funny stuff in here, and I have old fashioned views on this alternate lifestyle stuff. I snicker and joke about it...but it scares the bejeebers out of me.

-RW-

 

[ELKCHSR]

That would be a tough date...

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

LMFAO...........That is SO SO Funny!!!

 

[yoteler]

That shit is just nasty, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG