Pet Peeves

[smalls]

There's a lady sitting next to me in the SLC airport (down in gate E-infinite) releasing audible air biscuits on these hard faux-leather seats. She's not even acknowledging them, just turns her eyes to the ceiling like there's a friggin' laser light show going on. What the H is wrong with people... the least she could do is go to the lav or the negative air pressure smoking cube thats 15' away.

Why am I staying here... I think it's the only open outlet in the whole friggin' airport.


Oh, and I don't like kitchen utensils whose handles store water that leaks out when you go to use it (spatulas and pizza cutters especially).

That's all.

 

[noharleyyet]

You sure this wasn't supposed to be posted to your facebook account?

 

[Bio Bo]

There's a lady sitting next to me in the SLC airport (down in gate E-infinite) releasing audible air biscuits on these hard faux-leather seats. She's not even acknowledging them, just turns her eyes to the ceiling like there's a friggin' laser light show going on. What the H is wrong with people... the least she could do is go to the lav or the negative air pressure smoking cube thats 15' away.

Why am I staying here... I think it's the only open outlet in the whole friggin' airport.


Oh, and I don't like kitchen utensils whose handles store water that leaks out when you go to use it (spatulas and pizza cutters especially).

That's all.

Lady? I'll bet she's a democrat who believes in global warming...
How old is she? Older people have an excuse for doing that sort of thing... You can forgive them, but you don't take them out to dinner...

 

[MNHunter]

Is this your version of a tweet, smalls?

 

[AZ402]

You sure this wasn't supposed to be posted to your facebook account?

Lmao........

 

[smalls]

My social networking begins and ends with HT.

Update- The quiznos lady put the nasty ranch sauce on my sub after I told her not too.

 

[smalls]

Oh and cjcj would not have approved of her english.

 

[AZ402]

Oh and cjcj would not have approved of her english.

The Farter or the Sandwich engineer?

 

[Khunter]

Come on, we need a photo upload! $5 if you catch her mid cheek-lift on the next air biscuit launch.

 

[Wyodeerhunter]

You sure this wasn't supposed to be posted to your facebook account?

man you guys are on a roll today while rest of us are working

 

[genesis273]

I feel for the poor soul who had the window seat next to her on the flight.

 

[----]

Why am I staying here...

Because if you stood up everyone would see how much you were actually enjoying the situation.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Maxine Joke:

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

John

 

[noharleyyet]

OK Smalls, while we're on the subject of random esoterica, people in crowded public spaces yelling and gesticulating on their hands free cells push my button.

 

[mconway951]

My social networking begins and ends with HT.

I agree there too anyone else get annoyed to see a microwave with time left on the timmer just sitting there i can not walk by without hittign cancel.

 

[Moosie]

You sure this wasn't supposed to be posted to your facebook account?

Another LMAO !!!!!

Facebook Status''s kill me

 

[smalls]

I agree there too anyone else get annoyed to see a microwave with time left on the timmer just sitting there i can not walk by without hittign cancel.

My wife goes batchit crazy when I leave the microwave door open, which I have quite a propensity of doing.

 

[AZ402]

My wife goes batchit crazy when I leave the microwave door open.

Batchit crazy good? or batchit crazy bad?

 

[noharleyyet]

Batchit crazy good ain't one of my peeves...fer sure.

 

[smalls]

Batchit crazy good? or batchit crazy bad?

Let's just say that making a hot pocket isn't an initial stage of foreplay.