BigHornRam
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Heard this one from Roy Roundup on the Mountana Outdoor Radio Show.
A guy meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the guy if he has ever done anything of merit in his life that might help to get him in. The guy say's "yea, there was this time I was traveling through South Dakota, when I came upon a woman being abused by a group of bikers. I told them to stop it, but they didn't pay any attention, and continued on doing what they were doing. So I went up to the biggest one, smacked him up side the head, kicked his motorcycle over, then ripped his nose ring out and through it on the ground."
St. Peter say's "wow that is worthy of considerable merit....when did this take place?"
The guy say's "oh about 2 minutes ago"!
A guy meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the guy if he has ever done anything of merit in his life that might help to get him in. The guy say's "yea, there was this time I was traveling through South Dakota, when I came upon a woman being abused by a group of bikers. I told them to stop it, but they didn't pay any attention, and continued on doing what they were doing. So I went up to the biggest one, smacked him up side the head, kicked his motorcycle over, then ripped his nose ring out and through it on the ground."
St. Peter say's "wow that is worthy of considerable merit....when did this take place?"
The guy say's "oh about 2 minutes ago"!
