Two hunters from Texas hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt
> moose. They bagged four.
>
>
> As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
> tells them the plane can take only two moose.
>
> The two Texans objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four
> moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same
> plane as yours."
>
>
> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. Unfortunately,
> even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
> crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
>
> Climbing out of the wreck, Jim Bob asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
> are?"
>
>
> Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
> year."
> moose. They bagged four.
>
>
> As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
> tells them the plane can take only two moose.
>
> The two Texans objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four
> moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same
> plane as yours."
>
>
> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. Unfortunately,
> even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
> crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
>
> Climbing out of the wreck, Jim Bob asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
> are?"
>
>
> Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
> year."
