old people rock

[skeet20]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

 

[putm2sleep]

That is precious stuff right there! What a story, one for elk camp! Skeet, have a great weekend - hope to see ya sometime soon!

 

[grizzly5028]

800 thumbs up!

 

[emrah1028]

I like that joke.

Emrah

 

[noharleyyet]

I think that's the guy who fixes our computers.

 

[wyoming556]

They do that because their parents didn't give them enough attention growing up. Sounds like your dad set em straight. What are these people going to do for work?

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

What are these people going to do for work?

Obamacare ??

 

[fishing4sanity]

There are some strange ones out there for sure. Thanks for the laugh!

 

[idnative1948]

Let's hear it for us old pharts..... Not much to say, but every once in awhile we can get in a zinger. This is a classic. Now if I can just remember it for future reference.