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An elderly man in Florida, named Bob, had owned a large
>farm for several years. He had a large
> pond in the back, fixed up nice ... picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
>and some apple and peach trees.
> The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
>built.
> One evening Bob decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
>for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
>back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
>laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
>skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
>they all went to the deep end.
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> Bob frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
>make you get out of the pond naked."
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
> Moral: Old men can still think fast.
>
>farm for several years. He had a large
> pond in the back, fixed up nice ... picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
>and some apple and peach trees.
> The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
>built.
> One evening Bob decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
>for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
>back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
>laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
>skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
>they all went to the deep end.
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> Bob frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
>make you get out of the pond naked."
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
> Moral: Old men can still think fast.
>
