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Old Lady Stories

WILDDUDE

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turned to the other and asked, "Do you still get horny?" The other replied, "Oh, sure I do." The first old lady asked, "What to you do about it?" The second old lady replied, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady then asked, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Did you ever smoke right after doing the wild thing?" The second old lady replied "I don't really know because I never looked"
 
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