Old man walks down to his lake carrying a 5 gallon bucket planning on picking a few pears when he hears the laughter of a few girls skinny dipping in his lake. He loudly clears his thought as he begins to top the hill to let the girls know that he is coming. The teenage girls quickly go to the deep end of the pond. The old man, seeing all of their cloths hanging in the trees, speaks up and says, "I didn't come down here to see a bunch of naked girls.... he holds up the 5 gallon bucket and says..
I just came down here to feed the alligator.
I just came down here to feed the alligator.