guppie9
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I remember hearing this joke a loooooong time ago, but I still think its great...a few details have been changed to bring it up to date.
Three couples all want to join the same church, an old couple, a middle-aged couple and a newlywed couple. They go to the church to see the pastor and he tells them,
"I would love for you to join our church, but first, I must require you to show me a sign of your faith. As a sign of your faith, you all must abstain from sex for the next 30 days."
There's a little grumbling but they all agree.
After 30 days, the couples return to the church.
"So, how'd it go?" he asked the old couple.
"No problem", the old man replied, "We really hadn't had sex in a long time, anyway, so 30 days was no big deal."
The pastor says, "Welcome to our church."
He asks the middle-aged couple the same question.
"Well," the woman said, "It wasn't too bad, but the last few days were kind of rough. We were able to hold out, though."
"Congratulations," the pastor says, "Welcome to our church."
Finally, he poses the question to the newlywed couple.
"Well," the man said, "I wish I could say we made it, but we didn't."
"Oh no," the pastor said, "What happened?"
"Things were going great the first few weeks," he said, "But then, last week, she bent over to get something off the shelf and I just couldn't help myself. I couldn't control my urges and I took her right there where she stood."
"I'm so sorry," the pastor said, "But I'm afraid that I can't allow you in our church."
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"That's OK," the young man said, "We're not allowed in Wal-Mart anymore, either!"
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Three couples all want to join the same church, an old couple, a middle-aged couple and a newlywed couple. They go to the church to see the pastor and he tells them,
"I would love for you to join our church, but first, I must require you to show me a sign of your faith. As a sign of your faith, you all must abstain from sex for the next 30 days."
There's a little grumbling but they all agree.
After 30 days, the couples return to the church.
"So, how'd it go?" he asked the old couple.
"No problem", the old man replied, "We really hadn't had sex in a long time, anyway, so 30 days was no big deal."
The pastor says, "Welcome to our church."
He asks the middle-aged couple the same question.
"Well," the woman said, "It wasn't too bad, but the last few days were kind of rough. We were able to hold out, though."
"Congratulations," the pastor says, "Welcome to our church."
Finally, he poses the question to the newlywed couple.
"Well," the man said, "I wish I could say we made it, but we didn't."
"Oh no," the pastor said, "What happened?"
"Things were going great the first few weeks," he said, "But then, last week, she bent over to get something off the shelf and I just couldn't help myself. I couldn't control my urges and I took her right there where she stood."
"I'm so sorry," the pastor said, "But I'm afraid that I can't allow you in our church."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"That's OK," the young man said, "We're not allowed in Wal-Mart anymore, either!"
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