jig maker
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They say the two happiest days in life are
> > the day you buy a
> > boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's
> > a good BOAT story!!
> >
> > Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
> > an old dilapidated
> > boat and kept pretty much to himself.
> >
> >
> > One day he rented out his boat to a group of
> > out-of-staters who
> > sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage
> > as much stuff as he
> > could and was out of touch all that day and
> > most of the evening.
> >
> >
> > Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife
> > died suddenly. When
> > he got back on shore he went into town to
> > pick up a few things at
> > the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman
> > mistook him for John and
> > said:
> >
> >
> > "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel
> > terrible."
> > Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
> > said: "Hell no!
> > Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
> > She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was
>all
> shriveled
> > up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding
>water. She
> had
> > a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front
>too. Every
> time I
> > used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I
>guess what
> > finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four
>guys looking
> > for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and
>smelled bad.
> > But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her
>all at one
> > time and she split right up the middle!"
> > The old woman fainted.
> > the day you buy a
> > boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's
> > a good BOAT story!!
> >
> > Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
> > an old dilapidated
> > boat and kept pretty much to himself.
> >
> >
> > One day he rented out his boat to a group of
> > out-of-staters who
> > sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage
> > as much stuff as he
> > could and was out of touch all that day and
> > most of the evening.
> >
> >
> > Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife
> > died suddenly. When
> > he got back on shore he went into town to
> > pick up a few things at
> > the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman
> > mistook him for John and
> > said:
> >
> >
> > "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel
> > terrible."
> > Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
> > said: "Hell no!
> > Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
> > She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was
>all
> shriveled
> > up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding
>water. She
> had
> > a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front
>too. Every
> time I
> > used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I
>guess what
> > finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four
>guys looking
> > for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and
>smelled bad.
> > But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her
>all at one
> > time and she split right up the middle!"
> > The old woman fainted.
