Elkhunter
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A bigshot business man had to spend a
couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his
employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to
do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up
to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he
finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't
use an oral thermometer. This started another round of
complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce, "I have to get something.
Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves
the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his
breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man
answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone
having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor
confesses, "Not with a carnation."
A bigshot business man had to spend a
couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the
nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his
employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to
do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up
to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he
finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't
use an oral thermometer. This started another round of
complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce, "I have to get something.
Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves
the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his
breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man
answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone
having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor
confesses, "Not with a carnation."
