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> > > NAUGHTY RIDDLES
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> > > > Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> > > > A: A cherry float.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
> > > > A: 1 US leader
> > > >
> > > > Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
> > > > A: Beat it - we're closed.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
> > > > A: To find a tight seal.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
> > > > A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
> > > > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
> > > > A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
> > > > A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
> > > > A: Dill-dough.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
> > > > A: She's withholding evidence.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
> > > > A: You can sleep with a light on.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
> > > > A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the definition of macho?
> > > > A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
> > > > A: Their balls are just for decoration
> > > >
> > > > Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> > > > A: A cherry float.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
> > > > A: 1 US leader
> > > >
> > > > Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
> > > > A: Beat it - we're closed.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
> > > > A: To find a tight seal.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
> > > > A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
> > > > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
> > > > A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
> > > > A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
> > > > A: Dill-dough.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
> > > > A: She's withholding evidence.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
> > > > A: You can sleep with a light on.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
> > > > A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the definition of macho?
> > > > A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
> > > > A: Their balls are just for decoration
