MT Big Game Rifle season - week 1

[Ben Lamb]

793 road hunters
30 miles hiked
5 tags in my pocket
4 days of hunting
3 times I've fallen down
2 passed up forkies
1 textbook spot & stalk on a darned nice whitetail, which is now in the freezer (friend's)
1 time getting confused coming off the mountain, leading to an extra 3 miles of walking
0 elk

I've managed to bruise my right patella & pull a calf muscle, had the worst chaffing of my life and suffered through 40 mph sustained winds along the RMF. Couldn't have asked for a better opening week.

 

[Poke 'Em]

I've managed to bruise my right patella & pull a calf muscle, had the worst chaffing of my life and suffered through 40 mph sustained winds along the RMF. Couldn't have asked for a better opening week.

Duct tape on the MUITs (Male Upper Inner Thighs) is the way to go.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Duct tape on the MUITs (Male Upper Inner Thighs) is the way to go.

Not with the mane of hair I have going on down there.

The solution was body glide along with Ex Officio underroos & a poly-silk base layer. Worked great on a 4 mile walk yesterday.

 

[Poke 'Em]

I'm a man bear myself. The pain of ripping off the duct tape is short-lived.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I'm a man bear myself. The pain of ripping off the duct tape is short-lived.

It's like a redneck Brazilian?

It sounds painful and I am delicate, like a flower.

 

[Ben Long]

You cannot unread this post. Good God, men. Spare us.

 

[Ben Lamb]

These things matter!

 

[MThuntr]

Not with the mane of hair I have going on down there.

The solution was body glide along with Ex Officio underroos & a poly-silk base layer. Worked great on a 4 mile walk yesterday.

For the love of god man, have some shame. I'm going to have to blank that picture out of my mind with lots and lots of alcohol!

 

[Ben Lamb]

You can go talk about dude's deformed tips in the other thread, if my mane of hair makes you queasy.

 

[Schaaf]

You can go talk about dude's deformed tips in the other thread, if my mane of hair makes you queasy.

Pretty sure I read about which tool he uses to measure, as well.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Pretty sure I read about which tool he uses to measure, as well.

Some people are insecure like that.

I am secure in my manliness, therefore talk of chaffing and abundant body hair.

 

[Big Slick]

For the love of god man, have some shame. I'm going to have to blank that picture out of my mind with lots and lots of alcohol!

Maybe butchering a pig may help to ease the mental picture...

 

[tarheel]

Not with the mane of hair I have going on down there.

Duct tape and skin tags don't get along too well either.

 

[RobG]

Remember this chart and save a few bucks on body glide and fancy underoos, Ben.

 

[tjones]

Just in case anyone else was wondering,,,,,,,,

 

[Ben Lamb]

http://www.sierratradingpost.com/ex...=PCGOOGLES5&currency=USD&codes-processed=true

 

[RobG]

http://www.sierratradingpost.com/ex...=PCGOOGLES5&currency=USD&codes-processed=true

Thanks, like we needed to know that your underwear is "ultrabreathable."

 

[Ben Lamb]

Thanks, like we needed to know that your underwear is "ultrabreathable."

I am here to help others not go through the pain of chaffing.

 

[Poke 'Em]

I strongly prefer the Ex Officio boxers vs their boxer briefs. The boxer briefs ride up too much.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I strongly prefer the Ex Officio boxers vs their boxer briefs. The boxer briefs ride up too much.

Mine didn't ride up. I fill them out nicely.