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The Most Functional Word Used Today
> >
> > This is so true.The most functional word? Well, it's
> > shit. That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most
> > functional word in the English language.
> > Consider:
> > -----------------------------
> > You can be shit faced,
> > Shit out of luck,
> > Or have shit for brains.
> > ----- ------- -------- -----
> > With a little effort, you can get your shit
> > together,
> > Find a place for your shit
> > Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
> > ------ ------
> > You can smoke shit,
> > Buy shit, sell shit,
> > Lose shit, find shit,
> > Forget shit,
> > And tell others to eat shit and die.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > Some people know their shit,
> > While others can't tell the difference between
> > shit and shineola.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > There are lucky shits,
> > Dumb shits, Crazy shits,
> > And sweet shits.
> > -------------
> > There is bull shit,
> > Horse shit
> > And chicken shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can throw shit,
> > Sling shit,
> > Catch shit,
> > Or duck when shit hits the fan.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > You can give a shit
> > Or serve shit on a shingle.
> > You can find yourself in deep shit
> > Or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Some days are colder than shit,
> > Some days are hotter than shit,
> > And some days are just plain shitty.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Some music sounds like shit,
> > Things can look like shit,
> > And there are times when you feel like shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can have too much shit,
> > Not enough shit,
> > The right shit,
> > The wrong shit
> > Or a lot of weird shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can carry shit,
> > Have a mountain of shit,
> > Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
> > And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
> > come out smelling like a rose.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > It's the basic building block of creation.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > And remember, once you know your shit,
> > You don't need to know anything else!
> > --- --- --- -
> > You could pass this along, if you give a shit
> > Or delete it, because you don't give a shit
> > Or Save it with all your other shit
> >
> > This is so true.The most functional word? Well, it's
> > shit. That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most
> > functional word in the English language.
> > Consider:
> > -----------------------------
> > You can be shit faced,
> > Shit out of luck,
> > Or have shit for brains.
> > ----- ------- -------- -----
> > With a little effort, you can get your shit
> > together,
> > Find a place for your shit
> > Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
> > ------ ------
> > You can smoke shit,
> > Buy shit, sell shit,
> > Lose shit, find shit,
> > Forget shit,
> > And tell others to eat shit and die.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > Some people know their shit,
> > While others can't tell the difference between
> > shit and shineola.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > There are lucky shits,
> > Dumb shits, Crazy shits,
> > And sweet shits.
> > -------------
> > There is bull shit,
> > Horse shit
> > And chicken shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can throw shit,
> > Sling shit,
> > Catch shit,
> > Or duck when shit hits the fan.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > You can give a shit
> > Or serve shit on a shingle.
> > You can find yourself in deep shit
> > Or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Some days are colder than shit,
> > Some days are hotter than shit,
> > And some days are just plain shitty.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Some music sounds like shit,
> > Things can look like shit,
> > And there are times when you feel like shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can have too much shit,
> > Not enough shit,
> > The right shit,
> > The wrong shit
> > Or a lot of weird shit.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > You can carry shit,
> > Have a mountain of shit,
> > Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
> > -- --- --- --- ---
> > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
> > And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
> > come out smelling like a rose.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > It's the basic building block of creation.
> > --- --- --- ---
> > And remember, once you know your shit,
> > You don't need to know anything else!
> > --- --- --- -
> > You could pass this along, if you give a shit
> > Or delete it, because you don't give a shit
> > Or Save it with all your other shit
