Money

[Kraven]

Money

It can buy a house...............But not a home
It can buy a bed..................But not sleep
It can buy a clock................But not time
It can buy you a book..........But not knowledge
It can buy you a position......But not respect
It can buy you medicine.......But not health
It can buy you blood............But not life
It can buy you sex..............But not love


So you see money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because...........
I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take
away your pain and
suffering..............
So send me all your money.......... and I will suffer
for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE

Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational"
ones, didn't
ya...

Live Well ~ Laugh Often ~ Love Much

 

[Elkhunter]

OK, but there is no address to send it to.

 

[ELKCHSR]

Good one Kraven!!!