AZHUNTERR
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>>MEN ARE LIKE
>>Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
>>Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
>>Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
>>Men are like...Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
>>Men are like...Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>>Men are like...Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
>>for your hips.
>>Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up
>>all night long.
>>Men are like...Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
>>Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>>Men are like...Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
>>Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
>>Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
>>Men are like...Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many
>>inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
>>Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>>handicapped
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>>Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
>>Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
>>Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
>>Men are like...Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
>>Men are like...Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>>Men are like...Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
>>for your hips.
>>Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up
>>all night long.
>>Men are like...Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
>>Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>>Men are like...Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
>>Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
>>Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
>>Men are like...Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many
>>inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
>>Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>>handicapped
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