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Marriage joke part 1

old-boss-hen

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Typical Macho man, married typical good looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the rules.

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I do not expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing boozing and car! d playing with my buddies and don't give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. ANY COMMENTS?

His new bride looked at him and said "NO, thats fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at 7:00 pm every night...
Whether you are here or not.
:D hump ;)
 

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