guppie9
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A man is stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. After a few months, nature takes its course and they end up making love. Afterward, the guy looks at Cindy and says, "Can you do me a favor? Can you put on my shoes and pants and my shirt and hat and tuck your hair under the hat? I'll be back in a minute." Cindy agrees and begins to get dressed as the man trots off into the jungle. After a few minutes, he comes running back up and excitedely yells, "DUDE! You're not gonna believe it, but I'm screwing Cindy Crawford!!!"