Lady Hunter in AZ
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There was a man on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful Mermaid swims up. He was very happy to see her. She asked how long have you been on this island. And the man replied 10 years. "Oh my" replies the Mermaid. I bet you have not had one of these for years. She unzip a pocket and pulls out a cigarette. "No I have not had one in years. Boy that was good." Next the Mermaid unzips another pocket and pulls out a small bottle of liquor. Bet it has been years? "Yes replies the man and opens the bottle and drinks it all down." The Mermaid said "You have been here for 10 years? I bet it has been a long time since you had any fun?" Why yes replies the man. So the mermaid unzip the front of her body suit. The man says you have golf clubs in there too? 
