Mafia Application Form

[Quiet_One]

This is great never thought i see itWhatza u name_______________________________________
U Hage________

Whatza U howaz numba______________________
U Streeta________________________

Whatza U bag? Hitman_____ Loanna arranger_____ Prostituit_____

Izza U girl or boy_____ ( jeste checka one)

Putta downa wearra worgga now__________________________________

Wazza U inna de bigouse?_____ For whazza inna for_____________________

I shoota one guize_____I keedenap somebodys_____ Protecshun raggets_____ Udder_____

U wanna be de bigga shotza somedaze? yesse_____ no______

U likka garlic_____ pizza_____ salami_____ spaghetti_____ calamari_____ girlze_____ boyze____

U no ow to makkea de cement shooze________

U drivea de car_______


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Widde U antry U gonna getta somading u reely gonna like:

1 pr. darke glassez , 1 kisse (later onna u cheek) , 1 blacke shirt widde tie , 1 hat widda blaka brim , 1 pr. pointz shooz , 1 pr cement shooze( if U foolz around), 1 appy face button , free berial


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Name of muva__________________________

Name of futha___________________________

Make of auto: Cadillac_____ Continental_____ Imperial_____ Lincoln____ Other_____

Is auto fiananced_______ repo date_______ stolen________

How many other own it________

Marital status: common law_____ shacked up_____ both_____ other_____

Income: theft $_____, relief $_____, other $_____, welfare $_____, pimping $_____

Cheek machines uza opertae: crowbar____ pinball_____ gun_____ strait razor_____ other_____

Abilities: Gov't employee_____ Demonstration Leader_____ Pimp_____ rapist_____ burgler____ used hubcap sales person______ welfare cheat_____ mugger_____ watter bed demonstrator____ other_____
funny though

 

[Quick Draw]

Nice, thanks for sharing.
Quick Draw

 

[Quiet_One]

Hey, no problem i tohught was unique u know internet come up with anything i love it glad u like dit

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

LMFAO

Thanks for sharing , I loved that

 

[Daniel in Ak]

lmao! oh! boy hahahahaha! I even read it with an accent.Im a soprano now!

 

[eckman]

Very nice!!!

 

[Quiet_One]

very very nice indeed lol theres the accent u know be nice if were legal to be in mofia got money safety yeah there a avantage death but otherwise it all good good food to but i thought was great to didnt think someone do osmethinl ike that