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This Texas and Idahoan get on a long flight for an Alaskan hunting/fishing trip. The Texan pulls out a book to read.
The Idahoan says, "If we engage in an intellectual discussion, it would make the flight go more quickly."
Being polite, the Texan puts down his book and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
Idahoan, "Well, lets discuss the presidents policy on snowmobile use and the polution problems they have in Yellowstone or the energy policy he has for the wilds of Alaska."
The Texan replies, "well, I see your interest, let me ask you this down to earth question first, its about land use and energy issues also."
"Ok, ask.", says the Idahoan.
The Texan, "Well, cattle, deer, and horses all live in the same areas often times, eat from the same fields, right?"
Idahoan, "right, yes, what's the question?"
The Texan's question, "Well, if they live in similar areas and eat similar foods, why is it that cattle poop out these big flat pies, deer poop out little peanut sized pieces, and horses have these medium sized clumps?"
Idahoan, "That's a good question, not exactly real intelectual, but I don't really know what makes the differences, do you?"
Texan, "well, if you don't know shit, how do you expect to talk about any of the president's energy policy issues?"
He opens his book up and starts reading again.
The Idahoan says, "If we engage in an intellectual discussion, it would make the flight go more quickly."
Being polite, the Texan puts down his book and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
Idahoan, "Well, lets discuss the presidents policy on snowmobile use and the polution problems they have in Yellowstone or the energy policy he has for the wilds of Alaska."
The Texan replies, "well, I see your interest, let me ask you this down to earth question first, its about land use and energy issues also."
"Ok, ask.", says the Idahoan.
The Texan, "Well, cattle, deer, and horses all live in the same areas often times, eat from the same fields, right?"
Idahoan, "right, yes, what's the question?"
The Texan's question, "Well, if they live in similar areas and eat similar foods, why is it that cattle poop out these big flat pies, deer poop out little peanut sized pieces, and horses have these medium sized clumps?"
Idahoan, "That's a good question, not exactly real intelectual, but I don't really know what makes the differences, do you?"
Texan, "well, if you don't know shit, how do you expect to talk about any of the president's energy policy issues?"
He opens his book up and starts reading again.
