AZHUNTERR
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent,
and
are asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, "Tonto, Look
up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions
of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a
minute.....
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, It's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
Tonto, you Dumb Ass, Someone has stolen our tent
and
are asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, "Tonto, Look
up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions
of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a
minute.....
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, It's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
Tonto, you Dumb Ass, Someone has stolen our tent
