one day after school little johnny stayed for extra help so the teacher said ok johnny what is 4-1= and he looked at the teacher and this is not fun you said it would be fun and she said ok look if there were 4 birds on a power-line and you shoot on with you BB gun how many would be left and he said 0 she said how did you come up with that,he said well if I shoot one the rest would fly off she said well no the answer is 3 BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK he said well iv'e got a question for you If there are 3 laides coming out of the Ice cream shop one licking her cone the other bitting her cone and the other sucking her cone which one is married she said well the one sucking her cone i guess and little johnney said nop the on with the ring on her finger BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.