little johnny

[AZHUNTERR]

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby.
>> Unfortunately, the baby was born
>> > without ears.
>> > When mother and new baby came home from the
>> hospital, Johnny's family
>> > was invited over to see the baby.
>> >
>> > Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad
>> had a talk with him
>> > and explained that the baby had no ears.
>> >
>> > His dad also told him that if he so much as
>> mentioned anything about the
>> > baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he
>> would get the spanking
>> > of his life when they came back home.
>> >
>> > Little Johnny told his dad he understood
>> completely.
>> >
>> > When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
>> beautiful baby."
>> >
>> > The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
>> >
>> > Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and
>> beautiful little hands, a
>> > cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can
>> he see?" asked Little
>> > Johnny.
>> >
>> > "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful;
>> the Doctor said he will
>> > have 20/20 vision."
>> >
>> > "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
>> shit outta luck if he
>> > needed glasses."
>>

 

[Quiet_One]

lol that great man johnny is brat there

 

[Quick Draw]

Well he didn't say ears. You can always leave it up to Little Johnny to chagne things around to where he doesn't get in trouble.
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