Elkhunter
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at
him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few
minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at
him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few
minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.