Elkhunter
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lexus dealership
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AZHUNTERR
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> A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then
spots
> > > > the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to
feel
> > >the
> > > > > fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
> > > > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> > > >noticed her little accident
> > > > > and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she
turns
> > > > > back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame.
> How
> > > > > may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what
is
> > >the
> > > > > price of this lovely vehicle?"
> > > > > He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
> > > > > touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
> > > >
> >
spots
> > > > the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to
feel
> > >the
> > > > > fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
> > > > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> > > >noticed her little accident
> > > > > and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she
turns
> > > > > back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame.
> How
> > > > > may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what
is
> > >the
> > > > > price of this lovely vehicle?"
> > > > > He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
> > > > > touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
> > > >
> >
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