Letterman's Top Ten Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

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10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a @#$%?* box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle:
1. You can't slam the door and walk out when you quit.
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Oh so true.
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I know the feeling. Cubicle life really sucks sometimes. I especially like it when you get e-mails from co-workers where it tells you to "Turn the speakers up real loud" then you get either obscene body functions blaring or funny @$$ screaming women if you know what I mean!!
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Wilecoyote76
 
Would I be right if assumed you work in a cubicle?? From reading your reply you've done that a time or two...LOL LOL
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Yep. My cube is much the same as a prison cell: small, cramped, and I have to share it with another inmate! Cube's aren't all that bad though...at least I have a phone and a computer to surf the net!

Wilecoyote76
 
You could make a list of all the good point of working in a cubicle. But I don't think it will be very long...LOL
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