Lets be politically correct

[skeet20]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore:

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'



3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'



6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE







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[cur dog]

Now thats funny right there..........................

 

[montanadogs]

LOL......that is hilarious!

 

[Randy49er]

Very Good,,,gotRdone.