AZHUNTERR
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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The
judge asked the man (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man
replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The
Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick
Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your Honor, when she
moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this Accident...I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED"
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The
judge asked the man (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man
replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The
Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick
Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your Honor, when she
moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this Accident...I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED"
