Jacoby Leandro Schmoodle is a coward

[rtraverdavis]

It has been nearly a month—a month!—since Schmoodle (known on this forum as @JLS) promised me some vampire-red cabinetry, countertop, and sink, and I have still yet to see a single item. Why are you hiding that kitchen set, Jacoby? Why have you not made good on your promise? What are you scared of?

Is it just that you are selfish—holding your own sacrificial ceremonies amid those gorgeous bloodstained cabinets, arranged in Stonehenge fashion under the moonlight in some far off clearing in the forest? Or are you lazy, unwilling to take the time out of your schedule to install those cabinets despite the promise of an open invitation to any and all of my adults-only parties? Or are you just plain scared of my parties? As I informed you, most of the blood will be fake, Jacoby. Most of it.

So what’s the delay? The world is waiting…

 

[Treeshark]

I heard he gave them to Randy, but Randy just won’t tell you about it.

 

[Deleted member 16014]

Can someone please link to this thread on Rokslide? I think this is important for them to be aware of.

 

[MinnesotaHunter]

I will be disappointed if this doesn't d/evolve into one of the best threads of the year...

 

[Wy Guy]

It has been nearly a month—a month!—since Schmoodle (known on this forum as @JLS) promised me some vampire-red cabinetry, countertop, and sink, and I have still yet to see a single item. Why are you hiding that kitchen set, Jacoby? Why have you not made good on your promise? What are you scared of?

Is it just that you are selfish—holding your own sacrificial ceremonies amid those gorgeous bloodstained cabinets, arranged in Stonehenge fashion under the moonlight in some far off clearing in the forest? Or are you lazy, unwilling to take the time out of your schedule to install those cabinets despite the promise of an open invitation to any and all of my adults-only parties? Or are you just plain scared of my parties? As I informed you, most of the blood will be fake, Jacoby. Most of it.

So what’s the delay? The world is waiting…

I see what you did here.
Very clever.

(and funny)

 

[rtraverdavis]

I heard he gave them to Randy, but Randy just won’t tell you about it.

Classic Schmoodle. You know he once offered to make me a sammich, then he gave the sammich to his dog? Right in front of me too.

 

[BAKPAKR]

Classic Schmoodle. You know he once offered to make me a sammich, then he gave the sammich to his dog? Right in front of me too.

You have to admit that was not your ordinary, everyday dog.

 

[rtraverdavis]

You have to admit that was not your ordinary, everyday dog.

Please. Just because Finn wears a monocle and can usually beat me at chess DOES NOT make him better than me.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Classic Schmoodle. You know he once offered to make me a sammich, then he gave the sammich to his dog? Right in front of me too.

Can we please make Schmoodle a verb? Like “he stalked all the way in and Schmoodled it at the end.” Kinda like a Munson, but different.

 

[Schaaf]

Classic Schmoodle. You know he once offered to make me a sammich, then he gave the sammich to his dog? Right in front of me too.

Speaking of Sammiches, you know who else is a coward? Burger King with their cancellation of the Ch’King. Cowards.

 

[44hunter45]

I was able to pry the location where the goods are cached out of Schmoodle yesterday.

I will trade the waypoints for a reasonable amount of RL-26

 

[JLS]

Please. Just because Finn wears a monocle and can usually beat me at chess DOES NOT make him better than me.

 

[JLS]

I offered Sammich Freak to meet me with a flatbed trailer, alone, no wiretaps.

He comes back with some BS about how he’s happy with the cabinets already installed in the house.

Maybe hossblur has a twin?

 

[woods89]

Classic Schmoodle. You know he once offered to make me a sammich, then he gave the sammich to his dog? Right in front of me too.

It's amazing what you can get when you have a really great beard..... .

 

[rtraverdavis]

I offered Sammich Freak to meet me with a flatbed trailer, alone, no wiretaps.

He comes back with some BS about how he’s happy with the cabinets already installed in the house.

Maybe hossblur has a twin?

It was too late, Schmoodle! Hope you kept your receipt for that cape, because there will be no vampire orgy invitations for you, sir!

Is this getting too weird? I think this might be too weird.

 

[Gerald Martin]

It was too late, Schmoodle! Hope you kept your receipt for that cape, because there will be no vampire orgy invitations for you, sir!

Is this getting too weird? I think this might be too weird.

It only gets too weird if someone shows up with IPA’s and mustache wax.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

It only gets too weird if someone shows up with IPA’s and mustache wax.

I just use my boot wax for my mustache...two birds one stone

 

[brocksw]

 

[Deleted member 28227]

It only gets too weird if someone shows up with IPA’s and mustache wax.

~Greenhorn has entered the chat~

 

[44hunter45]

It only gets too weird if someone shows up with IPA’s and mustache wax.

Joke's on Hossblur, I use lard in my beard. It has such a manly bouquet.