Elkhunter
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Jacob Levy had finished his sales rounds for the week and had done very well. So he thought he would give himself a justly deserved reward and went to a brothel. The Madam said, 'Well, you can have this nice Chinese girl over there for $5, then I have a redhead for $10 and this terrific blonde for $15." Jacob decided to spend $10.
More than thirty years later, Jacob's wife died and he felt Lonely, so once again he went to the brothel. He recognized the redhead who was now the Madam, and there was a loud reunion. Whereupon a huge man of about 30 appeared and called out, "Mom, is this guy bothering you?"
"No, no," said the Madam, "in fact, John, I'd like you to meet your father." "What?" said John, 'this little Jewish guy's my father?" To which Jacob responded, "Watch your manners! If I hadn't been so generous, you'd have been a Chinaman."
More than thirty years later, Jacob's wife died and he felt Lonely, so once again he went to the brothel. He recognized the redhead who was now the Madam, and there was a loud reunion. Whereupon a huge man of about 30 appeared and called out, "Mom, is this guy bothering you?"
"No, no," said the Madam, "in fact, John, I'd like you to meet your father." "What?" said John, 'this little Jewish guy's my father?" To which Jacob responded, "Watch your manners! If I hadn't been so generous, you'd have been a Chinaman."
