LawVegas
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I was SLAMMED on another website (which shall remain nameless) by da for being too high brow for my audience. I know this is not the case here. However, to appease da (wherever he may be found), I felt I should post some thoughts pertinent to fishing from his favorite philosopher . . . Jef Foxworthy.
*Ahem*
Fishing
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
You'd rather catch bass than have sex.
You use your fishing license as a form of ID.
You've ever mortgaged your house to buy a bass boat.
You've ever been pulled over by the Coast Guard.
The contents of your fishing tackle box is worth more than your house.
You would give up your house before you would your boat.
You go ice fishing and you bring back 200 pounds of ice.
Your bridal registry was the local bait shop.
You have ever made a frog-gigging spear.
You use old auto parts as a boat anchor.
You've ever fished from over a fence.
Your picture is on the wall of more than 3 bait stores.
Your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
You're considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
You've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.
You want to grow up to host your own fishing show.
Insurance means you have a good dog guarding the still.
You didn't go fishin yesterday because you were out of dynamite.
Please, da, feel free to ask me about any words you may not understand.
j/k
*Ahem*
Fishing
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
You'd rather catch bass than have sex.
You use your fishing license as a form of ID.
You've ever mortgaged your house to buy a bass boat.
You've ever been pulled over by the Coast Guard.
The contents of your fishing tackle box is worth more than your house.
You would give up your house before you would your boat.
You go ice fishing and you bring back 200 pounds of ice.
Your bridal registry was the local bait shop.
You have ever made a frog-gigging spear.
You use old auto parts as a boat anchor.
You've ever fished from over a fence.
Your picture is on the wall of more than 3 bait stores.
Your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
You're considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
You've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.
You want to grow up to host your own fishing show.
Insurance means you have a good dog guarding the still.
You didn't go fishin yesterday because you were out of dynamite.
Please, da, feel free to ask me about any words you may not understand.
j/k
