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Subject: INVENTOR OF THE HARLEY DAVIDSON
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> The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson ,
> died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
> good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
> out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
> Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
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> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes,"
> "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your
> invention:
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> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
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> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
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> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
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> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. Andfinally,
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> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
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> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,"hold on."
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
> The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
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> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, "God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
> more men are riding my invention than yours."
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> The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson ,
> died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
> good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
> out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
> Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes,"
> "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your
> invention:
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>
> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. Andfinally,
>
> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,"hold on."
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
> The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, "God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
> more men are riding my invention than yours."
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