Interesting quotes Monday

[spook12]

My fellow Americans,ask not what your country can do for you,ask what you can do for your country.

John F. Kennedy

 

[sluggo6850]

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

 

[idnative1948]

Was always one of dad's missives to brother and I. Thanks for the reminder.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Southwind]

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Mark Twain

 

[Much2hunt]

He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.
Del Gue

 

[CabinFever]

"I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I have no character"
-Charles Barkley

 

[Sytes]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-Bill Cosby

Heh!

 

[huntRme]

Never do more than one stupid thing at a time.

My friend Tom

 

[shoots-straight]

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.

My dad.

 

[JohnCushman]

Do you threaten me??!! I need TP for my bunghole!!

 

[AZ402]

" What a doctor I've got-he's really mixed up. Last week he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer."

Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[tarheel]

If you're 20 years old and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you're 40 years old and not a conservative, you have no brain.
Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Marshian]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start you just need two hearts and a diamond. At the end you just want a club and a spade.

 

[EODRay]

Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

We had a refrigerator magnet with that quote on it when I was a kid. You would think that I would have learned it better than I did.

 

[Bulldog0156]

No pride, no shame
~Alexander Brown

 

[johnp]

from my cold dead hands

Charlton Heston

 

[bmack]

Change the people around you, or change the people around you.
- Unknown

 

[bmack]

"You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"

- Tommy Boy

 

[kansasdad]

Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. Muhammad Ali

 

[homestead]

"My first wife told me that if I brought home one more coon hound she was gonna leave. Wouldn't you know she lied, it took me five more hounds before she'd pack and head."
An old buddy