Interesting quotes Monday

[noharleyyet]

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money
trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and
pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.”

Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Dinkshooter]

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
― Edward Abbey

 

[MKotur325]

"In Wine there is Wisdom, In Beer there is Freedom, in Water there is Bacteria"
-Ben Franklin

 

[WV Hunter]

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

- Robert A Heinlein

 

[Nemont]

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter"

Winston Churchill

 

[Gunner46]

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

- Woody Allen

 

[Straight Arrow]

The best kept secret about Montana is the women. They are tough, smart, sexy and kind hearted. It's a lucky guy that ends up with a Montana gal.

Jeff Ament, Pearl Jam bass player, Big Sandy, MT

 

[MinnesotaHunter]

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

-Mark Twain

 

[idnative1948]

"In the final choice a soldier's pack is not so heavy as a prisioner's chains."
Dwight Eisenhower

 

[Nameless Range]

"The problem of self-identity, is not just a problem for the young. It is a problem all the time. Perhaps the problem. It should haunt old age, and when it no longer does it should tell you that you are dead."-Norman Maclean

 

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"Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in da mouth!"

-Sheriff Buford T. Justice

 

[idnative1948]

"I wake up and get a snack and then take a sip of my water out of the hose to the Platypus. What the hell? I gag and spit it out. It taste like a mixture of chimp barf, hippo piss, sloth diarrhea, Coors, landfill runoff, rotten cadaver……………..you get the idea."

-Dinkshooter

 

[smarandr]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

-Col Sanders

 

[Ben Lamb]

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

 

[kansasdad]

"I wake up and get a snack and then take a sip of my water out of the hose to the Platypus. What the hell? I gag and spit it out. It taste like a mixture of chimp barf, hippo piss, sloth diarrhea, Coors, landfill runoff, rotten cadaver……………..you get the idea."

-Dinkshooter

Bwah hahahaha........

I didn't put a stopwatch on it but I may have laughed louder and longer this time compared to the original posting.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

"If you already have a health plan, you can keep it."
Barry the Bozo

 

[dcopas78]

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore" Yogi Berra

 

[canvsbk]

"The most feared words in the English language - Hi, I'm from the federal government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan

 

[MKotur325]

"The most feared words in the English language - Hi, I'm from the federal government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan

That is so good.

 

[Sawtooth]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones that need the advice". Bill Cosby