Inquiring minds need to know

[Calif. Hunter]

Why do they need to nail down the lid on a coffin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't psychics win all the lotteries?

Why is it that the time of day with the slowest traffic is called Rush Hour?

Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?

And finally - if it is lipstick, why do their lips still move?

 

[cjcj]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Calif. Hunter:
Why do they need to nail down the lid on a coffin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't psychics win all the lotteries?

Why is it that the time of day with the slowest traffic is called Rush Hour?

Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?

And finally - if it is lipstick, why do their lips still move?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> #1 so in case their not dead they don`t try to get out? #2 so they look good while doing a "monica' #3 cause their all phonies #4 Don`t know #5 don`t know #6 cause they can`t stop yackin! until they are at #1