i needed a laugh

[AZHUNTERR]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the speed
> > > limit) I noticed a cop
> > > with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over,
> > > walked up to the car and
> > > asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > >
> > > I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > >
> > > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > > The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> > > stretcher do?"
> > >
> > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> > > fingers, then three, then
> > > four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
> > > there and then I slowly
> > > stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
> > >
> > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
> > >
> > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > > bridge..."
> > >
> > > The ticket - - $ 95.00
> > > The look on his face - - PRICELESS
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

 

[tnctcb]

next time i get pulled over ill have to remember that one

 

[Nightcrawler]

LMBO!!! THAT was good!

 

[Kraven]

LMFAO

 

[trophy_killer]

LMAO!!

 

[ELKCHSR]

ROFLMFAO!!!!That was really good!!!!