I like airplanes!

[Calif. Hunter]

Airplanes usually kill you quickly, women take their time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with manuals that explain their operation and
behavior.

Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you're already
flying, much less looking at.

Airplanes and pilots both arrive (and take off) at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills except in real
extreme cases, and then you're happy they do (GROUND
WARNING! PULL UP! PULL UP!)

However....when airplanes go quiet.....just like women, it's usually
not a good sign.

 

[The Viperess]

Good one

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

[Quick Draw]

LOL good post. But I guess if men do look at women that way y'all would like airplanes...LOL LOL LOL
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