how to catch a polar bear

Brusher

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everyone tells me this is an old joke, but I think its funny, so you'll just have to hear it again.

Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, then hide and wait. when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
 
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