T Bone
Well-known member
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> Golden Retriever:
> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
> ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?
>
> Border Collie:
> Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
> code.
>
> Dachshund:
> You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
>
> Rottweiler:
> Make me.
>
> Lab:
> Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
> Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
> German Shepherd:
> I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark,
> check to make sure I haven't missed anyone, and make just one more
> perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
> advantage of the situation.
>
> Malamute:
> Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
>
> Jack Russell Terrier:
> I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
> furniture!
>
> Poodle:
> I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
> the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> Cocker Spaniel:
> Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
>
> Doberman Pinscher:
> While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
> Mastiff:
> Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
> Chihuahua:
> Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
> Irish Wolfhound:
> Can someone else do it? I've got this hangover...
>
> Pointer:
> I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
>
> Australian Shepherd:
> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
>
> Old English Sheep Dog:
> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
>
> Basset Hound:
> ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz z z z z z z
>
> Cat:
> Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So
> the question is, how long will be before I can expect light?
>
> Golden Retriever:
> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
> ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?
>
> Border Collie:
> Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
> code.
>
> Dachshund:
> You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
>
> Rottweiler:
> Make me.
>
> Lab:
> Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
> Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
> German Shepherd:
> I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark,
> check to make sure I haven't missed anyone, and make just one more
> perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
> advantage of the situation.
>
> Malamute:
> Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
>
> Jack Russell Terrier:
> I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
> furniture!
>
> Poodle:
> I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
> the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> Cocker Spaniel:
> Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
>
> Doberman Pinscher:
> While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
> Mastiff:
> Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
> Chihuahua:
> Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
> Irish Wolfhound:
> Can someone else do it? I've got this hangover...
>
> Pointer:
> I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
>
> Australian Shepherd:
> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
>
> Old English Sheep Dog:
> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
>
> Basset Hound:
> ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz z z z z z z
>
> Cat:
> Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So
> the question is, how long will be before I can expect light?
