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Horse, Chicken & Harley Davidson
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>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
>began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
>go get the farmer for help!
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>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
>town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
>new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
>length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
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>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
>managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
>tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove
>slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>rescued the horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
>the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
>he returned.
>
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
>Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
>the large puddle.Looking underneath, he told the
>chicken to grab his hangy-downy thing and he would
>then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
>grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
>life.
>
>The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
>
>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
>Harley To Pick Up Chicks
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>
>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
>began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
>go get the farmer for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
>town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
>new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
>length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
>managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
>tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove
>slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>rescued the horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
>the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
>he returned.
>
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
>Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
>the large puddle.Looking underneath, he told the
>chicken to grab his hangy-downy thing and he would
>then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
>grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
>life.
>
>The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
>
>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
>Harley To Pick Up Chicks
