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> > >A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a
> > >terrible
> > >headache and told her husband to go to the party alone He, being a
> dutiful
> > >husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
> > >aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being
> spoiled
> > >by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went.
> > >
> > >The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and,
> > >since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her
> > >husband
> > >did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by
> > >watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the
> > >dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little
> > >feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and,
being
> a
> > >rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and
> devoted
> > >his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far
> as
> > >he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered
a
> > >little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one
of
> > >the
> > >cars and had sex.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put
> > >the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he
> > >would make for his behavior.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked him what kind of
> time
> > >he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good
> > >time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> > >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
> den
> > >and played poker all evening. But, you're not gonna believe what
> happened
> > >to the guy I loaned my costume to
> > >terrible
> > >headache and told her husband to go to the party alone He, being a
> dutiful
> > >husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
> > >aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being
> spoiled
> > >by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went.
> > >
> > >The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and,
> > >since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her
> > >husband
> > >did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by
> > >watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the
> > >dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little
> > >feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and,
being
> a
> > >rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and
> devoted
> > >his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far
> as
> > >he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered
a
> > >little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one
of
> > >the
> > >cars and had sex.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put
> > >the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he
> > >would make for his behavior.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked him what kind of
> time
> > >he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good
> > >time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> > >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
> den
> > >and played poker all evening. But, you're not gonna believe what
> happened
> > >to the guy I loaned my costume to
