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Subject: Hole in One
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
this,"
said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when,
at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!"
I don't remember much after that."
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
this,"
said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when,
at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!"
I don't remember much after that."
