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Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Duluth, Minnesota park
when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the
dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Vikings fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Minnesota, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Twins Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook
"I'm not a Twins fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Minnesota was either for the Vikings or the
Twins. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet.
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when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the
dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Vikings fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Minnesota, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Twins Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook
"I'm not a Twins fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Minnesota was either for the Vikings or the
Twins. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet.
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