AZHUNTERR
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HILLBILLY HONEYMOON ........
A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his father for advice
on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied,
"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says,
"She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box,his dad
asked, Did you take your clothes off, too?
No," the son replies. "Well, take your clothes off and get back
in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both
nekid and in bed. What do I do now?"
The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls,
"Look, son, do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the
hardest thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl. Now what?"
A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his father for advice
on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied,
"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says,
"She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box,his dad
asked, Did you take your clothes off, too?
No," the son replies. "Well, take your clothes off and get back
in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both
nekid and in bed. What do I do now?"
The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls,
"Look, son, do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the
hardest thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl. Now what?"
