AZHUNTERR
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>One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
>despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why
>so glum?"
>
>The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so
>bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a
>drinking man?"
>
>"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love
>Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
>wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We
>
>drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
>
>The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
>
>"You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're
>gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world
>and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already
>dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
>
>The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter
>of fact I do."
>
>"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
>poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
>
>You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't
>mean . . ."
>
>"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
>bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You
>can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
>
>"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I
>never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
>
>
>The demon said, "You gay?"
>
>"No."
>
>"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
>
>
>
>despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why
>so glum?"
>
>The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so
>bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a
>drinking man?"
>
>"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love
>Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
>wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We
>
>drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
>
>The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
>
>"You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're
>gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world
>and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already
>dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
>
>The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter
>of fact I do."
>
>"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
>poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
>
>You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't
>mean . . ."
>
>"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
>bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You
>can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
>
>"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I
>never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
>
>
>The demon said, "You gay?"
>
>"No."
>
>"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
>
>
>
